Its after the guest has left, so mostly just a pain for the server/me. Just inputting it into micros

Rage farmers: people who sow and also harvest rage? I like it. Almost as good as rageaholics: people who are addicted to rageahol.

I work in an airport, so we constantly have to deal with 7$ food vouchers, some people get 2 or 3, so often the meal ends up being free, so I ALWAYS give them the full total on the original receipt so they know. Not that it always works, but it helps.

I mean fuck, my rapist made me come downstairs and split my last.cigarette with him, and forced me to reassure him that I DIDN’T HAVE AIDS. ugh. That was like 2007. Just starting to get over it now . But, like, it was the only way to get him to leave. I’m trying to be kind to myself, but more, I’m angry with him.

Also, patsy’s failed gender reassignment

AND SAFFYS SEXUAL AWAKENING WITH HOT MOROCCAN BOY AND HONEY AND YOGURT. SO MUCH IN ONE EPISODE

I mean, they were trying to make pop specs happen in Morocco.

...they were unsuccessful.

I feel like the sex and the city movies were trying to be as awesome as.that one abfab episode where they went to Morocco.

Jesus..13 years oldx, and she had the presence of mind to say, this isn’t right...and she died for it. I sometimes wonder if I had reacted differently in my life, like a time I MAde out with this stranger heavily on a bus then had a moment of clarity, in public, whhere I went, nope, I’m going home alone. Or when I got…

I think my next language will be Yiddish, even though it should probably be Spanish. Yiddish is more fun.

It’s ok, managers have a way to shut down legitimate porn.

GAWD yes. You innocently start pumping gas, and next thing you know, a super loud, cheery voice starts shouting at you about how you can get a great deal on 2 pepsis. But then it announces that this is (gas station) tv and.starts yelling at you about great deals and also new fun tv shows on whatever network they’re…

“HI! YOU MUST BE HUNGRY”

If y’all get to get rid of tv’s in taxis, I demand that those startling Exxon pump tv’s be removed.

That’s exactly what I came here to say. But only first season, before joss wheadon predictably spun wildly out of control

Ok, so the Mr. And I used to occasionally get these “mystery bags” from a certain lovely sex shop, and one time we got some of this in one. It’s actually really good lube, but strangely, leather scented, which did not stop us from using it, just...made it weird. Lol.

Lol, I struggle with this, at 5’2, but the worst is restaurant kitchens/spaces built by and for men. I’ve finally just started grabbing one of my tall male servers to reach things. I refuse to feel like a bad feminist for it, just a short one.

Lol. Penal code. I’m secretly a 10 year old boy

We were actually the only place in town that could serve past 2 am