God, I know it. I worked at a ridiculous nightclub that served alcohol until 5 am...those beer bottles are no joke. I just worry about the cork in the champagne

Yeah, it’s like breakaway props in theater. I was a little drunk on nyquil last night, and didn’t even think about that. I also find gewürztraminer a bit sweet, but I love it in the summer.

Probably, but then you have to worry about explosive pressure and the cork.

It is surprisingly hard to break even an empty champagne bottle (misspent youth, trust me). Maybe we should go to christening ships with empty gewurtzraminer bottles or something.

Lol, I know. I just like to be a jerk sometimes :-)

Thanks, I just signed, I didn’t even know that was a thing.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLORIDA. just sit down and think about what you've done

SPOILER ALERT

this is weird because mother Teresa was an item in a cracked article I read earlier today, and I had no idea about any of that. it keeps popping up. you know, like God is trying to tell me the truth.

Is there a southern version, like, it only accepts positive comments, but if I say like, “I guess if I had a body like that I’d make the most of it while it lasts too, bless her heart.” Or “her mama liked men too, she can’t help it, bless her heart”. Will those pass the filter?

“Ectoplasm tastes like cheesecloth” is the name of my upcoming cozy mystery.

Also, GODDAMNIT AUNT LINDA.

Jesus, that sounds terrifying. I’m so glad you’re ok. I hope you’ve gone to a safer sleep aid? It sounds like it must have been a terrible disorder to necessitate ghb. Good luck

I have fibromyalgia, and I totally get it. I have an employee who regularly wants to rub my shoulders, and I have to be a bitch and tell her not to touch me, I have incredibly painful spots. No one gets it unless they have been affected by it. They just think you’re a jerk for not wanting their “help"

I just read the stamos story, and how the hell do you use ghb as a fitness supplement? Has anyone else heard of that? I got dosed with it once and woke up tearing an iv out of my arm and taking a swing at a nurse. Not my finest moment.

Turf. I’m Episcopalian, and this shit terrifies me.

Yes, but some of us were dumb teenagers who started smoking because it was cool, and now want to not die from that decision. I admit that I look and feel stupid when I vape, but better than dying from lung cancer

Jesus. I left mine plugged in, under my pillow, and it got super hot, but nothing like that. Maybe check out a rechargeable,non battery option? I don’t know though