I just got a jasmine boba tea flavor, and it is equally lovely

I agree, I actually only use mine in designated smoking areas. Even if there’s no danger in the second-hand stuff, which I’m not sure of, I don’t want to look like the dick who’s smoking in front of children and non smokers.

I started vaping a few weeks ago so that I could quit smoking without wanting to murder every person in the world. I like it because you can regulate the amount of nicotine you’re getting, and step it down. You also don’t get all the carcinogenic chemicals in cigarettes, if you get high quality stuff from trusted…

Omg, talking about leather, just realized that probably sounds really insensitive and awful in response to the lede. I’m so sorry

“You know they don’t remove it surgically”

Nope, not the Greeks, but I’m sure there’s some shady stuff there, too. I only ever got delivery from any of those, and tipped in cash

This is what I imagine happened when she tried to tell her family

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this! All my favorite things! This might be better than saved by the bell hooks

My biggest problem with bringing food that isn’t salad/sandwich is that I work in a restaurant with no microwave, and no cook space to heat anything any other way. Luckily, I get my food for free at the restaurant, but sometimes I’d really like to bring a hot meal from home.

Lol, I read that as”35 year old daredevil” and was confused. Damn tiny phone screen

Isn’t unusual genitalia usually Mark’s beat?

Part of me hopes it was to power pantsuits and sensible heels.

Are you in the Hampton roads area?

Oh holy Jesus, kindle. DARK TOWEL. WTF.

Throw a dartboard on the bed and go for it. If you’re using a condom (as you said hormonal bc doesn’t work for you anyway), it’s not that big of a deal.

God, I just posted about how awful having to stay with my parents for a while is, and I forgot this exact point. I literally talk to hundreds of people a day at work, and then when I come home, I can’t just have a little alone/decompression time. It’s killing me. I need my own space where I don’t have to feel like I’m…

Great. Now it’s raining...on my face.

I hope he suffers all the petty annoyances that the Irish can summon up

P.p.s I just had to answer the question “do you want to add dick to your dictionary?” Legitimately not sure how it hasn’t come up before

Well, but isn’t that mostly conjecture (I’m sure it’s not). Like, you can control fall into a net or whatever all you want but the one time it matters, you can’t really re-do it...