What kind of plea deal could sweat get? It says earlier in the article that he was already serving life. Would this be to mitigate being sent to a solitary confinement sort of thing? Also, this woman’s husband...I feel bad for the poor guy.

Like, what kind of cereal? Are they pouring some cap’n crunch in a bowl and calling it a day? Legitimately curious. Is this like the artisinal toast thing? IS CEREAL THE NEW TOAST??

Well, depending on which cosmological model you ascribe to, it could be either infinite or finite, depending on its geometry.

Also, I’m a firm believer in the policy of sometimes you offer free stuff to regulars as something nice. They don’t get to demand it.

Working in an international airport, we get all sorts, but we fry our fried items in lard, and I’m very careful to warn people who say “no bacon” that if they don’t eat any pork, the fried stuff has pork fat. An astonishing number say they can’t eat pork for religious reasons, but obviously the fat is ok.

Iit doesn’t matter what he looks like, I see a man bun and I immediately associate him with Russell brand, and am instantly turned off. It’s almost Pavlovian.

This is my favorite comment all day

I feel like rescinding an honorary degree is the ultimate slap in the face. Like, this fake ass made up degree is too good for you. YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED THE HONOR OF THE DEGREE.

Barbie’s Instagram account is my new riot grrl band name.

That’s the point I got chills...

You would still age, but it would seem slower to an outside observer because of time.dilation. however, if the trip was supposed to last 60 years, you would age 60 years by then. Because you are in YOUR frame of reference.

Which is weird, because that’s exactly how I would describe her husband. A dead eyed, creepy ventriloquist dummy or maybe a kewpie doll.

I dunno, I’ve been gray for like a year.

I was about to say “definitely ravenclaw,” but then I realized it’s because I’m smarter than most, and then I felt bad for thinking that. So, probably hufflepuff.

Definitely an “eats, shoots and leaves” situation

Yep

This is one reason I don’t buy clothes online (the other is I’m plus sized, so..). But my strategy is I carry my impulse buys all around the store, and every item I pick up, I consider either whether they go with another item, or if the item might be crazypants.it works.

Um, does “downtown mall” mean much to you?

Thanks, I will check it out. I’ve been 5 days now, my only slip when a Marlboro ultra lite was literally left in front of me, and I felt physically terrible after.

...I think I worked at that.nightclub. we regularly had people having sex in the parking lot, the disgusting bathrooms, on the pool table at a party (that...May have been me) was this in Virginia?