What about Mark’s marriage??? There are going to be a lot of angry jezzie letters if she ducked this up for him...

But probably not on the knife show

I mean, do we really want Kathy and hoda cornering the market?

You are totally right. Lol. Brain fog from getting up for work at 330 am every day the last 10 days. Now I want eggs benedict

I mean, why can’t you be drunk on HSN? I know I’ve never watched it sober, so I would probably enjoy the feeling of solidarity if the presenters were also drunk.

I am totally in love with the phrase’sloppy doppy’. Thank you

Oh my god. So I can just say I’m slurring my words because of my personality?? Thank you for this beautiful gift, Jessica.

I may just be totally blanking, but what are bennies in brunch context? All I’m coming up with are drugs, which I have on occasion had for brunch, but seems to probably be wrong.

I had that happen 2 days before I left for college, it was a kidney infection, so I went to the er, where they FORGOT ABOUT ME in the exam room for like 2 hours. The look on the poor nurse’s face when she walked by and did a double take in horror. I wasn’t upset, just figured something more important was going on. Lol.

Little bit of Daniel tosh mixed in as well

Damn, you beat me to it

Wheelchair jimmy

I just love the dead eyed, slightly angry eyes of that dog. I love Anna k and Gloria Steinem, but that dog steals this show. Also, I hate to be this person, but can I come out of the Grey’s? I reply a lot, I’m very charming, as my two friends have told me . :-/

Ok, I don’t watch this, but...did Paula Deen poop herself on stage? Or was this l like the personal story part I always fast forward through on jeopardy? Like, one time she pooped herself and thought it was a memorable anecdote? Personally, I’d have gone with “got ham slapped on tv”, but to each her own

Btw, don’t get me wrong, like what you like. I drink the giant 1.5 liter pinot grigio I can buy at 7-11 at the corner. But when you start giving me shit about it, it’s on.

Truf

I totally agree. This was more of a message to everyone to stop specializing children. The mother (else why the black paint), but also, the pearl clutches who always hear “topless children” and immediately lose their shit. Ugh, I don’t know.

Lol, it made me smile at least

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE. TODDLERS ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS, STOP TREATING THEM AS SUCH. thank you.

I totally agree, but “cutting science” might not be the best word choice. Lol.