IT’s really more of a green intolerance, but she read a great”hack” to get fresher food if she says it’s a green allergy.

JUSTICE

This is the most well crafted argument I’ve seen to date. Thank you. I especially hate the people who bring up the emt/military angle. And God forbid you suggest servers get paid more than 2.13/hour. The outrage!!!

Is that Photoshop? Tell me it’s Photoshop

Omg. My fiance and I went to school together since 3rd grade, bubut we still have moments like, “remember when Mr. A—— would be all sexist about women needing to have conversational skills beyond what the baby is doing? No? Ok. I can’t imagine having a pedophile teacher to tell him about.

I also have a story about clothes from Watertown ny. My dad lives in brownville, right outside of Watertown, and the one time my dad tried to be a decent parent and bought me clothes, I told all my red neck southern friends that my clothes were from “New York” and were magically fashionable. They weren't.

Omg. I just remembered this, pretty sure it was buried deep in my psyche. I was in like 1st grade and had some awesome blue-sunflower short overalls and I’m pretty sure a denim blossom hat with a silk flower on it. Anyway, I had to pee, but my teacher was busy and I was super shy, so when I couldn’t get her attention,…

I could totally make that hat.work. to paraphrase jody foster in silence of the lambs, “I went to uva. I think I can handle it.” Because rich people love hats.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Kinja, this is a bridge too far. Maine COON.

I miss my Maine colon soooo much. I’d give anything to clean up his ungodly hair monsters again. That said, my dog has about 2 weeks a year when he’s not shedding, and now I’m terrified.

HOLY FUCKING GOD. I’m procrastinating about finishing moving out of my apartment, and watching my fiance push dog hair out of the carpet. At this point we have enough to make 3 new dogs. Is this going in my vagina????? P.s. glad to see you back on the weird sex problem beat.

Between this and realizing that just like princess Charlotte, I also wear clothes, I’m pretty much a royal now.

Also, I’m insufferable when watching historical things. Sorry, friends.

I am exactly the same!!!! Except with like the patriot and also I’m not a queen. But otherwise QUEEN + BSKINZ TWINZ 4EVER

Probably related to the drug possession charges

The video won’t play! But the picture is amazing.

Or...please...please tell me he was spotted leaving a graffito while dressed up as Bigfoot.

Wait. Serious question. Was he putting up graffiti about Bigfoot, or pretending to be Bigfoot tagging shit? This makes a big difference in how I process this story.

Ah, ok. Wikipedia simply stated the 12 investigation thing, but I guess they only did a couple of pervs per episode. That makes more sense