Yeah , I’m about to start drinking to forget that I have anything in common with him.

I mean, it makes the guys who fell for the old “I’m doing some laundry, help yourself to some iced tea” routine seem a little easier to understand

Wait, there were only 12 episodes of to catch a predator??

She generates revenue for wearing things. I WEAR THINGS ALL THE TIME. WHERE’S MY ENDORSEMENT DEAL???

Lol. I figured, but also I just wanted to talk about this book. Are you Canadian? What interesting histories would you recommend?

That. Sounds. Amazing. How do I get tickets????

I would watch the fuck out of that movie. Can we start a gofundme to get that made?

It’s written by an Italian anthropologist/linguist who collected stories through years of conversations and interviews with residents. Oral as in they tell their stories in their own words and dialect, without editorial contravention. Not aural as in heard. It’s fascinating, really. “They Say in Harlan County”. If…

AHAHAHAHA. I kinda love this. But seriously, I’m reading an oral history of Harlan county right now, where my grandfather comes from, and those people know their way around an insult. Mr. Davis, stop making Kentucky look bad.

I didn’t know there was such a place. Makes much more sense now! I immediately thought of boy meets world. Lol.

I forgot about curly Topanga. I figured it was a BMW reference, but couldn’t make a connection

I’m feeling like a mega-old right now because I have no idea what “Topanga days on fleek” could possibly mean.

OMG tiny vagina...ripping...I just can’t. Just when I think I want babies, I read that. My mom’s a gynecologist, and I’m still scarred from editing some of her papers...

I knitted my dog an elaborate intarsia skull and crossbones sweater and it was adorable and took forever to make. 5 minutes for him to eat it. :(

When I was little I was all about felicity. She was awesome. I never had the doll though, too expensive. When I later worked at an 18th century living history museum, though, I totally had her red petticoat/red flowered jacket ensemble. Also, does anyone else remember the felicity movie with baby shailene Woodley? I…

I WANT ALL OF THIS. ALSO, THERE’S A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK???. TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY, AMERICAN GIRL.

What’s really great is that when I went to correct it, it again auto corrected to seamen. Like, sesame is a real word. Right? It’s still insisting I need to add it to my dictionary. Am I spelling it wrong?

I feel like saying “thank you” when the judge sent her to jail is something I would do without thinking. Then you realize it was stupid, but it’s too late now! No going back!

Jesus kinja. Sesame.