I never thought I’d see “orgasm-free” and seamen street in juxtaposition

I feel like the time at which this poll is taken influences the response. I know I’m at the apex of FUCK THIS SUMMER, I NEVER WANT IT TO BE SUMMER EVER AGAIN. but, come February, I’ll be like, OMG IT’S NEVER GOING TO BE WARM AGAIN EVER. IM GOING TO BE COLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

As long as it’s not a reboot of hey dude.

They are not your friends.

This picture is a recreation of that fish jizzing on Obama’s shoe, isn’t it?

Do babies count toward hov requirements? I mean, they are technically people. But. Not really? For car purposes?

I was standing like 3 feet from Kristin chenoweth last week, and I refused to say anything because I didn’t want to be weird while she was in like sweats and no makeup, eating doritos.

This is a magical gem of a headline, and makes up for the shitty meeting I just sat through.

Plus, you just know that she’s wearing mixed fibers to lobster fest, so her Levitical arguments don’t mean shit.

I agree. I love them, but damn. Keep that out of the office

Lol. There was a really awkward sexuL harassment seminar focused specifically on their interactions in one episode, but still.

I love this whole scenario, but I don’t get the Nike part? I never saw the show or whole interviews, so I’m sure this is something I missed. Please enlighten me! (P.s. i could google it, bjt i loke your narrative style. Tell me a story, please)

I don’t know how to say this without sounding super creepy, but that documentary sounds interesting. Any idea of the name?

Well, it was 18th century style, so you could breathe fine, just...different. And I worked in costume at a living history museum.

Criminal minds and svu told me that child pornographers were wary of trusting people who didn’t put themselves on the line first. Now youre telling me that this guy tried to give it away like a drug dealer in an after school special? What next, are you going to tell me that fbi agents dont dress in quirky ensembles…

Like, I knew they had a house given to them, and they get stupid amounts of money from TLC, but they have A FUCKING PLANE?!? I guess they think they have a magical exception to that camel through needle thing, huh?

I kinda loved when I used to have to wear a corset every day. My boobs have never looked better, and my back has never felt so good.

“I am a nice person.” Lol

It’s ok, miss piggy, you always have ozzy to fall back on