Maybe they feel lucky. Some guys pay a lot of money to get kicked in the nuts like that.

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

You’d think a guy named Crowder could deal with extra personnel around.

Sadly, that kind of subtlety has no place in today’s Deadspin. +1

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Technically a three finger catch.

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

Good catch, but not much of a shocker.

“Pussy” - Jim Abbott

I didn’t listen to the video, but the part where the referee waved his hands and then held up his index finger seems really insensitive to Fumagalli’s disability.

fumagalli says he owes all his success to 9 inch nails

OH NO HE DIDN’T! make it

the attacker is not believed to have specifically targeted the tennis player personally, and instead had picked a house to rob at random

Now?

Oh, so now my penis doesn’t count?!

Not quite.

For some reason, Cam Newton was benched, and it’s unclear why the much better QB wasn’t on the field.

God damn it, Ron! This is NOT how we got to 7-4!

Nah, you’re wrong. It was actually amazing.

I would love to see Tiger get back to top form. The 4th Round and 5th day playoff of the US Open at Torrey Pines in 2008 when Tiger played through a torn ACL to beat Rocco Mediate after 19 extra holes is hands down one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.