Yep, if it’s satire what was he satirizing?

Doesn’t anyone find the slightest insinuation that Rose has any connection to this problematic? A police officer dies and everyone side-eyes the black man from Englewood on the South Side of Chicago. Cool. Pay no mind to the officer’s other ongoing investigations into violent crime in a major metro area, or the call…

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Yes, where the state punishes you accordingly for your crime of murder.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Because Gordon drank them! Get it?

You mean Meg Trump.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

+1 smart Carr

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

The only way this sequence could be improved is if there were more photos showing the Skins player lying on the ground with birds flying around their heads

Came for the feet. Walked out happy.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Picketing. If you’re gonna quote it, do it right.

Or, maybe he, ya’know, actually misspoke.

Colin then doubled down on the way he protests via symbolism when he said he will also refrain from throwing touchdowns and completing passes of 5 yard or less.

Seems a little harsh. Half the country agrees with him. I don’t agree with him. I think it is the opposite sentiment of what Holtz’s is: a Christian. But I can’t muster up that much venom because then I would hate half the country.