Foulest tip I've seen.

Or a broken bat...

Star Spangled Boner.

This will be a good reason not to stand for the Star Spangled Banner.

Lost Kiermayer Weiner

Was that a breaking ball?

I like it.

Just a tip outside....

Donger* (I don’t think I’d call it a “Big Ole” one though)

A rare, inside the park dinger.

Pretty sure it was an out (of consciousness) as well.

balls and strikes.

He hit a dinger

What is the current state of our country? Violence and murder of blacks is down across the board. Cities like Dallas and Las Vegas have completely overhauled their police department policies, and police shootings have dropped by 80-90%. Literally every graph you see shows things heading in the right direction.

Also not among those freedoms: freedom from criticism

“Pay his respects to the *country* that allowed him to become a millionaire”

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Well, that’s one way to try and make yourself relevant again.

I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…