Fixed! 

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

The amazingly boneheaded part of this is that nobody had written anything about Osuna’s domestic violence case for months. Any article someone had proposed about his domestic abuse would probably have been consigned to the dustbin by an editor.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

From the company that brought you The Greatest Oil Rumble, Infidel In A Cell, No Survivors Series, and Blood Money in the Bank, WWE presents...

Is that a solid gold tiny violin? Did you win a contest with the tiny Devil?

Now wait a second, maybe there’s some kind of serial killer racing competition: the Dietona 500, that sort of thing.

Ohhh, you want GOOD decision making...

No, that would be the equivalent of telling people who cannot walk that stores don’t have to put in ramps and other accessibility aids because those people could also use the phone or internet to purchase goods & services. If one form of commerce is available to one group of people, reasonable efforts must be made to…

Hakuna Frittata! Ain’t no passing craze

China: [fires Rockets]

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever
Even old Lorenzo Cain

This comment needs far more stars for the Trapper Keeper shout out.

1st: lamppost

They’re harder to find these days, but New Kid’s Trapper Keeper was always the primo 1st base.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.