I imagine it was just a mistake or they were confused.  I’m sure they didn’t do it on porpoise.

Yeah you think that until one day you’re in Lebanon, Kansas and suddenly: Dolphins.

I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords

So it begins...

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

Hello from the future.  The Iowa Caucus is next month, and you weren’t wrong.  Everything is going to hell.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Fixed! 

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

The amazingly boneheaded part of this is that nobody had written anything about Osuna’s domestic violence case for months. Any article someone had proposed about his domestic abuse would probably have been consigned to the dustbin by an editor.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

From the company that brought you The Greatest Oil Rumble, Infidel In A Cell, No Survivors Series, and Blood Money in the Bank, WWE presents...

Ohhh, you want GOOD decision making...

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.