That man really has a problem with keeping a lid on shit.

Nothing has ever flied. Many things, including man made devices, have flown though.man himself has not had any success flapping his arms to fly.

The only thing more conservative than Randy Orton’s wrestling style are his political and social views. I’m surprised the “Viper” doesn’t have a “Don’t tread on me” shirt as part of his merch.

The Black Dives Matter tweet is significantly hilarious as a burn on Orton since he is anti-BLM. I’m not saying he’s a racist or anything but he’s probably not who I’d want to be around if I were a non white wrestler.

Bloodless executions let the state and death penalty supporters feel superior to their targets because at least they didn’t you know make them bleed everywhere.

No matter who the coach or GM has been, no QB drafted by the Chiefs has been a success at any stop in their career. The owners and fans dont have enough patience for one to develop naturally. The formula for what limited success the Chiefs have had is the Len Dawson formula of pick up an aging or no longer wanted QB…

If Mahomes had been drafted by any other team, even the Browns, I’d say he has a shot. But as a Chief, he has no chance in hell.

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

The Yankees are in a transitional phase with up and coming players who aren’t quite household names and fairly quiet veterans. Other than the odd statement from McCann about unwritten rules or serious off field issues of Sabathia, their roster is staying out of the limelight. Even in the largest media market in the…

Her appearance should have nothing to do with her being taken seriously. The content of the message is the issue and it is lacking to put it politely. Whether she is gorgeous, ugly as sin, or dressed like a mime, the only thing that matters is the content of the message.

Your joke would work better if you didn’t forget that there is an E in meat when spelling his name.

Typically I’d agree with Conway here. Even if she were saying something meaningful, she’s much more likely to be dismissed with an eye roll than a male counterpart. However, she spouts nonsense and then gets upset because no one sane takes her seriously enough to show even a modicum of respect.

Depends. Is there a high profile member of the Trump administration that invites blatant disrespect like Conway does? Spicer comes to mind but he doesn’t typically do the one on one interviews she does. They both spout bullshit like they have an asshole where their mouths should be but Conway delivers her brand in a…

I honestly don’t think the Rock leans as right as it might seem. He did appear at the DNC in 2000 as well, mostly to help encourage youth voting on both sides of the aisle. He seems like the kind of guy who would probably be a social liberal and fiscal conservative. Probably the closest to a true moderate as we’d ever…

We all know Cena is in Rusev’s pocket.

But this happened 2 years ago. Sadly we can’t blame it on Sessions, though he’d probably love credit for anything that hurt minorities.

Not that we deserve it since we basically shat our bed and the rolled around in it, but any help you can give us distracting those Nazi fucks so we can do the same would be greatly appreciated.

Given that Griffen, CP3 and Reddick are most likely leaving the Clips, would Porzingas really want to go play with Austin Rivers and DeAndre Jordan? At that rate you may as well just ask to get traded to the Nets so you don’t need to find a new apartment.

I’m sure his agent monitors that shut hardcore.

Just let her watch National Velvet a few dozen times before you crush her dreams