Land don’t vote !

Stay to the right and shut the fuck up. It’s not a fucking amusement park ride. Some of us have trains to catch and places to be.

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Yup

FIFY

FIFY

No sane person buys an electric car with turbo in the fucking name.

Sorry, but if the cheaper car is faster, quicker, lighter, more advanced, longer range, then brand alone is nowhere near enough to justify the cost of the brand of Porsche 

I’m still bitter that he isn’t on the Kings. where he should be. Fucking rigged lottery.

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

Meh, that’s a stock Wrangler. By the time it has a couple thousand dollars of modifications such as Angry Eyes, Military Grade LEDs, wheels with Ben Hur spinners, Bikini Tops, etc. it will be just as good as sitting in a parking lot outside of a mall as any of the others.

Or.. they mean.. Hey, maybe you should change your mind about irrationally hating people, join the 20th century.... and not be a permanent boil on humanity.  If those words offend.. you may be the problem.. (glad ya brought the nomex) 

Just did a thousand miles in a weekend a little while back, and another five hundred last weekend! It’s possible to have fun cars as an NYC resident and just daily drive the MTA.

Because gatekeeping makes him feel superior to others.

The bracketry alone on Binky will be worth more than that...

I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT ON VERY GOOD AUTHORITY THAT OPPOSITELOCK IS RUN BY A CLANDESTINE CABAL OF people with too much time on their hands and the desire to exert a small amount of control over semi-anonymous people on the internet.