@two wheels are enough: Disclaimer: stereotyping is ignorant and wrong, but not as wrong as domestic violence.
H.A.R.B. (formerly two wheels are enough)
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I SAID MAKE ME A SANDWI.... Oh. Thank you, dear.
The Volt, of course. No need to bother with gasoline - just retrofit it with a Mr. Fusion and you're good to go, indefinitely. Plus, it has fancy headlights.
@two wheels are enough: This image.
As if a carbon-fiber engine-swapped Ferrari wasn't enough, these guys have an old-timey REVOLVER SHOTGUN.
If the next owner has any sense, the first thing they'll do is take out a hefty life insurance policy. And then install a short-throw shifter kit.
Lots of EVO's and STi's on this page. Do Jalopnik readers have a thing for street-legal rally racers over other rides, or are these simply the best new cars available?
@dal20402: Are you local to SB? I recognize the Santa Barbara Auto Group logo on that dealer plate, and that view of the lot. Bought my wife's 330i there.
You forgot about motorcycles, which are very adept at speeding away and weaving in and out of traffic (if you're the reckless type).
I wish to air a grievance against auto insurance companies for not giving discounts to their customers who regularly post on Jalopnik. A star should be worth at least $100 off your premium each year.
@badasscat: I did some contract research for them when I was an engineering undergrad. They started as a division of General Dynamics (the tank company) in the 1950's developing and producing nuclear reactors. Now they've branched into other fields like unmanned aerial vehicles (they make the Predator drone) and…
@a_of: Energy weapons prohibited?
Zu gross, zu klein
Looks heavy, bloated, expensive, and awesome. I'd never buy one, but I hope one of my friends does.
@Triborough: I salute your attention to detail and knowledge of obscure trivia.
@AMG=OMG: Lipstick on a bulldog.
I thought the prick/douchebag crown passed from BMW drivers to Audi drivers...?
To me, it looks like multiple attempts to subdue a drunk guy who's smashing things left and right with his SUV and trying to flee the scene. The first guy to approach his car (who might be a police officer?) was more aggressive than seems necessary, but then again we don't get to see the first crash or what…