@Charlie Southgate: And stand back from those exhausts - can't be too healthy to breathe.

"The Military is Secretly Trucking..."

No engines means you'd have to tow it around, but park it in the harbor of some major coastal metropolitan city and it would make an awesome floating go-kart track.

Awesome looking dog!

The BMW 335d with its 425 lb-ft. of torque definitely deserves one, except BMW apparently doesn't think any of their clutches can handle that much motivation.

@Ash78, granny shifting: I'm un-heart-clicking you just so I can heart-click you again. #COTD

@KeyserSöze: Can we donate with PayPal?

Ridiculous. Insane. Pointless.

You know, over-complicated pickup gate aside, this is kind of a cool little ca-

That Baja E30 looks like it has wheels (and a miniature bed) - does he really need a trailer or can he just tow the car behind a truck on its own wheels?

Made my eyes water... either because of the smoke, or because it was so beautiful.

I'm no exhibitionist, but I'm in decent shape and couldn't care less if a few airport security personnel see a computer-generated reconstruction of my body. They've certainly seen people in better shape and worse shape. My problem is the potential health issues - until I am convinced there is no health risk…

A newish WRX wagon. Practical, fun, reliable, capable.

Wait, no whale-penis leather interior?

@Whack-a-mole: Nicely done!

@Trent Stöke and the Brunellian Nutsacks: So, when I read that, am I supposed to hear Samuel L. Jackson voice or Sabine Schmitz?

Estoril Blue. It's distinctive without being flashy.

Who does this reflect more negatively on - BMW drivers, or the French?

I haven't seen this ad on TV yet, but I HAVE seen the one where the kid in the Beigelander rolls up next to his pal in the red Taurus wherein parents are singing obnoxiously. Sir Smug-a-lot just puts on his headphones, turns on the A/C, and ignores his friend's plea.

Maybe I will end up buying a PS3 after all...