@Scandinavian Flick: Oh, the shame... A 325iT being towed by a Goldwing!

@VeeArrrSix: If a throttle sticks in an automatic, shifting to neutral would be a lot easier.

@Optixtruf: Instant Elbonianification!

I'll just leave this here.

First Toyota, then BP, now Apple. Who's next in line for a PR disaster?

Ready... Set... Short!

What a shame.

Now all we need is for this to happen a few million more times.

@Turboner: You forgot the indoor shooting range.

So the heated floors, lift, fridge, library, dry-erase walls, and living room appointments are all completely doable and fairly accessible. The "assistant" is a cool gearhead buddy or well-trained children and/or spouse. The CNC milling machine would be a major plus, but how often would you use it? I'm not sure I'd…

@DoctorNine: For the love of all that is good and powered by internal combustion, why?

Amazing drive. Has anyone ever tried it in a Tesla roadster? Good handling, and it's power wouldn't change as it climbs because it's, you know, electric.

Yeah... except the Germans were NOWHERE near capable of building an atomic bomb during WWII. They had a tiny stockpile of metallic uranium, which is a long way from a bomb. Hell, the Russians didn't have one until 1949, and even that one was a carbon-copy of the Fat Man device built at Los Alamos because Klaus Fuchs…

@CABEZAGRANDE: You can't get much E30 for $1000... Have fun with your new best friend Rusty.

As someone currently shopping for an E30, I can't type CRACK PIPE enough times.

The Veyron is the fastest car in the world.

Someone get this guy another shot of espresso, I want to read more.

@brandegee: Almost any vehicle... as long as it's on the top level.

Fetish? Heck, I'd be thrilled if my wife just learned to operate a manual transmission. And avoid potholes. And navigate parking lots efficiently. And enjoy motor racing. And tolerate my Bavarian obsession.

It's about damn time.