If you really want to boycott someone, boycott Dawn detergents - those guys are making a FORTUNE off this whole mess.

"Can America again snatch victory from the Germans?"

@Zeusnemesis: I thought about that one, but it translates to "four doors" which, while descriptive, isn't very exciting. The Cambiocorsa, on the other hand, means "change course" - turn, like what you do on a track :)

In order (coolest at the top):

Hey, sign me up for that human-powered land-speed-record-tandem-bike thing.

@Alfisted: ... and that's saying something.

@Dawgvet06: Traction control is for sissies. AWD adds too much weight. Back seats are for groceries.

@hawkeye18: Stay safe, friend!

Fellow Jalops,

@macshome: Gesundheit!

@Jordan Golson:

Laguna Seca!

First, let me say that you NEVER mess with another man's car. It's just one of those things you don't do. In high school my car was drive-by-paintballed by some assholes and the paint was permanently discolored because I didn't see it until the next day. Luckily it was an old car.

Aww, shit.

The Ford Edge called, it wants its front end back.

@stoke™: And then Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum can proceed save the world.

zOMG STREETRACE!!!1

@sprale: At least the Volvo warned you in English. E39 M5's show "Reifenpanne" which is German for tire trouble.

Oh God, how terrified I would be to see that pop up on my dash at speed.

@michael38: Well said; in my head I heard it spoken by Jeremy Clarkson.