@ajcaras2013: Get a Thinkpad.

@Wunno Sev: No, YOU'RE doing it wrong.

@Rogue Status: You beat me to it.

@AndrosZ: Low-quality amateur work. And it is - they filmed the whole thing using *cell phone cameras.*

The iPhone - a neat gadget (iPhone 4 antenna F-up excluded) when you ignore the fact that (for most US users) it's crippled by being locked to a crappy network. I heart my Droid.

Ariel Atomicbusa.

@Bagel Oversteer: That depends, do you consider $3500 "cheap?"

I completely disagree on #2 and #4. While the Evo IX was better looking in my opinion, I still think the X looks awesomely menacing, just as it should. And the Reventon?! Come on, that thing is the hot hot lovechild of a F-117 stealth fighter/bomber and a Murcielago. It's gorgeous.

@LuckyChuck: Taken from this gem of a craigslist posting: [santabarbara.craigslist.org]

@trev: I was thinking the same thing when I saw the post image. Spooky.

@KeyserSöze: They're not legs, they're stilts.

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: It's no miracle, it's SCIENCE! (and fluid dynamics, materials engineering, mechanical engineering, and chemistry.)

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: That actually made me laugh out loud. Well done!

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: No, It's "Podium," an ultra-exclusive class of champagne reserved just for those individuals awesome enough to race 200mph, fire-breathing, controlled-explosions-on-wheels around a track for 24 hours and come in first.

Bring it, but hold the ugly.

@pinkshinyalan: I was going to post the same thing. Great minds think alike!

@Wunno Sev: Aerodynamic drag forces increase proportionally to velocity^2, and the power required to overcome the drag increases proportionally to velocity^3.

Or maybe he's telling the driver he just passed/beat that it's OK to be second...?

You vill lose.