@Alfisted: Looks like someone got hit with the Ugly glove. A lot.

Napoleon complex, anyone?

I don't want to hear anything more about this vaporware unless it's non-disappointing specs or a release date.

@spiegel1: ... the nerdiest-use-of-duct-tape award. How long before the human cocoon had to be let down to go to the bathroom?

There was a recent episode of Top Gear wherein our favorite intrepid heroes went to 'Merica to test drive a Corvette ZR1, Cadillac CTSV, and Dodge Challenger SRT8. They took said vehicles to the Bonneville salt flats to do some high-speed runs, and each hero had a personal 1-mile-marker speed goal for themselves and…

@tonyola: Person-sitting.

NOTHING in the engine bay. I had a piece of duct tape holding a vacuum hose out of the way, and when I took my Ranger in for a smog check the technician came out and told me tape in the engine bay was illegal. Lesson learned.

@Pessimippopotamus: Excellent timing. I'm sure there are a set of four equally disfigured pony cars out there should Death choose to come out of Dearborn, Michigan.

@Scandinavian Flick: Nice rendering! I always thought the black prototype Maybach Excelero would make a good apocalyptic steed along with its white, red, and pale-green cousins.

All of this is fixable with some matte black paint and new exhaust tips.

@Pessimippopotamus: Spooky.

Tomorrow's QOTD: "What would the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse drive?"

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 JDM Hoon): Thanks for going there. I *really* needed to see that video in my mind's eye one more time.

@snapoversteer's walking around eating his Triscuits: I was pleased with the amount of non-NASCAR stuff on Speed this weekend: the full 24 hours of Le Mans, and then a touring car race on Sunday morning. But why no Canadian GP? My guess is they had to do SOMETHING to keep the rednecks entertained.

@Ben Wojdyla: We do, but not as much as we love recursive backronyms! [en.wikipedia.org]

@arbnpx: I re-discovered Tron this year, right after I heard about the sequel. Which will be awesome.

Congratulations!

@Ash78, lay them straight: You're quick on the draw.

@Uncle Bo: An oil rig? Timing?

You guys are so much more than just a car blog. I applaud you (and Richard Jordan for following his heart).