@porschecarreragtmay6: And just like that, my dreams are crushed. Thanks.

What, no side blades?

@lbreevesii: Your mom has good taste. Not sure if she specifically wants the lowered, sport-tuned X-Runner version, but Tacomas are good trucks in general.

@Optixtruf: Uh... uh... is that a dragon... slamming a car door on his penis?

Can I pay them in kidney?

@VeeArrrSix: Huge Manatee (is greater than symbol) Hugh Grantity

@Miscellanea: Yes, it's the man-made lake/pond/pool outside McLaren HQ.

Well, that was a close call.

@Maxichamp: Seconded! All in favor?

Firing order for my 1/4 HP internal powerplant: L-R-L-R-L-R

@Roberto G.: Thanks, now I won't be eating breakfast.

My, a car versus an attack helicopter! What a novel idea!

Why not just have an F1 race through the streets of New York City? Plenty of straights and hairpin corners, lots of culture and sightseeing possibilities, plenty of hotels, and it has a distinct advantage in that the rest of the nation isn't disgusted by it.

Dr. Britton claims to be a physician, i.e. he practices (or claims to practice) medicine, which is a field heavily rooted in the science. I would like to see Dr. Britton utilize the scientific method and come up with some data that supports his hypothesis that the bar codes in question make people buy Marlboros. …

I have no problem whatsoever with subliminal messaging.

@telkinsjr: I dunno, the stripper pole/platform is a nice touch.

@zacarious: Amen.

A round of pan galactic gargle blasters for the whole team!

@Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: But then you'd be forced to drive a slushbox for the rest of your life.

@BullittFan_Førds4Life: Reløaded: PS. You don't need to say "of the internet" after invoking Rule 34. People will either know what you're talking about, or they'll look it up and then they'll know.