There I fixed it for you. It was a rather spectacular way to ruin Checo's race.

Perez had been complaining of brake issues, I think he was braking early into the turn because he needed the extra room and Massa was trying to drive into the corner for position. Bad driving on Perez's part, he should have gotten out of the way if he was going to brake that early with someone racing him for position…

I'm not really arguing who's fault it was, but did it not look like Perez came over into Massa a little bit?

WHERE'S MY BLIMP SHOT, GODDAMMIT!?!?!?!

JHC, how many cameras are shooting that game?

You forgot the footage from centerfield, both dugouts and the parking lot.

Relax girls, you're both pretty.

Have all these people never experienced a leg cramp, or have they forgotten how much it hurts, or are they just choosing to ignore that?

"Irrational hate is the right of every sports fan..."

This reminds me of the Derek Lee vs Chris Young "Fight." Lee gets plunked, Young says something, so Lee takes a swing, realizes that he's the only one out there in pinstripes, and then immediately goes into "Hold me back, bro!!!" mode. Only, there's not a single Cub on the field yet.

Teams trolling their opponent's fans in the heart of the opposing city? More please.

You're right. The entire bullpen half-heartedly trotting out to the middle of the outfield adds so much more to the game.

The brawl ended when Jim Johnson came in from the bullpen. The Orioles saw their ex-closer, and walked off.

Ayup. At some point, it's clear you can't beat the tag without going outside the basepaths - an automatic out. The unwritten rules are bad enough, but this is like trying to have them trump the written rules. If you're that worried about your knee, just accept the damn tag you drama peen.

So what you're saying is you lack the skills to be successful, so you're mad at professional athletes?

I think you two agree. Sand In The Vagina Generation = Baby Boomers/Silent Generation

Marine Todd works out on the surface of the sun while eating Atomic Fireballs hard candy. I heard NHL players do that as well.

The place had "AT&T" written on it- just be glad it worked in the first place.