Did you ever properly wash and dry a car?

Isn't that how to ship items to Africa? I was told by my postman that if I wanted to donate money to help poverty overseas I should just put cash in an envelope and write "Africa" on the outside. I do it every week and leave it in my mailbox. He told me he would take care of the rest.

I have eaten a cheesesteak from most (if not all) of the popular joints and many more from other places. One thing they all have in common: you feel like death afterwards. The thought of eating more than one of these monstrosities makes me want to dive headfirst out of my office window. That said, they are delicious…

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

"Small Pocket" teams.

That's an excellent question. I didn't even think twice about calling them small-market. We need a better term, something that means "cheap-ass" but with a little more decorum.

Pretty sure we could handle a World Cup here with 8 years prep time.

So, did I miss something at the annual meetings where the owners voted to just stop pretending traveling even exists anymore? Has it officially been deleted from the rule book? I admit I don't follow basketball too closely, so I totally could have missed it...

Monster 3-step travel, and then a kick in the nuts.

I dunno, I think you could interpret that push as an oh-shit-he's-trying-to-kick-me-in-the-nuts reflex.

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

For God's sake Boston, get your act together. Who organises these things, an elementary school teacher?

Halfway through the ceremony, Nomar was asked to leave.

The original move by Manny was not a brainfart. It was the first time Damon had hit the cutoff man since he played in Kansas City.

Go home Pedro, you're drunk.

It goes 25mph, made of Nerf and you're strapped in. Unless you go over a cliff, you're probably not going to die if it fails.

I don't think Google thought of the possibility of you not having a smartphone with a gazillion songs and a spotify etc. subscription

I want this future. The ability to commute to work, without the stress of driving. And have my sports car for the weekends. If you enjoy driving in traffic you're a masochist.

Can't wait! I'd prefer a less goofy looking one but I understand the need to make it appear friendly.