"you can have tattoos in a non-trashy way......"

jezebel is ———————> way

I'd probably pay 10k to make sure my kids don't get tatooed, they're not even born yet and I'd still pay up.

Seems to me if you get 18,000 angry, gun-toting, Texas football fanatics in one place, then yes, it's going to be unsafe.

Partial findings by Nelson Forensics indicate that some support structures were not designed in a way that would hold the weight anticipated on that level of the stadium.

It's really quite simple. You see ... [clears throat] Texas.

In the Texas school system brains are just a theory and therefore are not taught.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

some support structures were not designed in a way that would hold the weight anticipated

Unfortunately the stadium's support structures were designed for weight capacity standards that are only applicable in the other 49 states.

Tough, but correct decision here. There's nothing more important than the safety of the people who watch other people destroy their brains.

Pretty much ALL car companies will build cars to spec.

3 hours in Home Depot? How about 30 minutes?

*Walks into Auto Zone*

Oh Lorde, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz (that is actually a Maybach)...

I wouldn't say the song screwed up the algorithm, I'd say the algorithm doesn't work correctly.

As an aside to #1. Will someone please get rid of this woman?

This has been a problem for ages. These are historic roads so nothing can be done except for huge fines. That sign for no trucks is like saying you didn't see a stop sign, it just doesnt hold up in court. AThere is a very well marked bright orange sign just after the previous overpass saying 10'5 inches clearance (33…