You say, " That kids is what happens when you try and take our guns away. " :)

Hey, I just don't think that this sort of thing should be shown on television. It is just too over the top. I don't want my children exposed to this sort of thing, and it is just not part of my belief system that this sort of thing is appropriate.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

The Bucks could at least have come up with a better slogan than just stealing Ted Cruz's alternative suggestion to the Affordable Care Act.

Reading Ballaban posts is like gazing into a window of Autism. "Everything that happened before me is incomprehensible!"

What do you mean "used to"? Mail is still delivered by Jeeps in a good bit of places. In all my life I've only been to one place where the mail isn't a Jeep. And it was a RHD Legacy Wagon. Everywhere else it's been RHD XJ Cherokees.

This mail Jeep has my stamp of approval.

Ugh....that dead cat story.

You mean he hasn't knocked up or murdered anyone?

Can't wait to share this with my buddy. His daughters 1st prom is tonight.

Granted, Manziel went 22th, instead of 22nd like Quinn and Weeden did, so maybe the pattern's broken?

... and if you look to your left, you will see where Tim Couch's career resides...

On the brightside C-town, Johnny Football will tip better than Lebron.

Look at the jersey's worn by the fans in the gif- Santana Moss, Brett Favre...Tim Tebow. Ugh just kill me

I am disappointed every time I go into the Concord, NC Lowes and there isn't a giant shrubbery Jimmy Johnson to greet me.

boom confetti.

I like the Tony Stewart ones. It's like he saw Talladega Nights and figured out that going the full Ricky Bobby in every commercial would be gold. And it is.

How in the heck did this guy not make the list?