Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

"Russia had nukes pointed at us for twenty years. You couldn't even skateboard to a Blockbuster without getting nuked" is the new "we had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow, both ways."

I was also thinking isn't this a violation of HIPAA?

And I'm also sure that professional athletes never get specifically targeted by law enforcement solely because the cop has an inferiority complex and wants to stick it to the black asshole driving the Maserati.

You mean an ignorant asshole's racist crap wasn't based on sound logic and verifiable facts? Uh oh, this is a troubling precedent to set.

This "QUICK! MAKE AN EXCUSE!" response drives me bananas. This chick has likely had more than enough excuses made for her.

Two points;

what about her job? none of them said nothing of the no call no show?

Girlfriend had a lot of money in her bank account. Damn.

Given that it's Sochi, which one is more probable? Gambling addicts need to know!!!

Once I closed all of the pop-up ads, then bought the Asics Gel-Kayano 20s the website forced me to purchase, the article only took about 10 minutes to find.

God lets just move on to the World Cup in Brazil already so we can have an international event without the angry protests and corrupt government's ineptitude spoiling it!

I love all the bitching and griping below about how this is a "biased" article, yet no one seems to be able to point to anything that's incorrect. Standard internet grump "Wah wah I have to mock!"

If that's the kind of pass that gets people DQ's in an official track meet than maybe the officials should have everyone just race alone and time it. It's a shit call, and everyone watching that video can see the winner had fuck all to do with that woman getting 4th.

Most people would have to sit down to write a piece like this. Not Sarah. She just keeps on running on.

I would argue the mini-protest by the 1500 runners adds more credibility to this version of events.

so you didn't watch the video. Go suck Phil Nights dick...

Nike's marketing strategy for the magista was....questionable