Or maybe don't stand right next to the road for your little walk-and-talk, news guy.

Yes, I've spent a lot of time in the Cass Corridor. There's no denying that from a strict planning standpoint, it makes sense. It'll eventually be along the M1. It can help be the bridge between Downtown, Midtown, and Brush Park. But why should taxpayers foot the bill and see ZERO in return? It's not like they're…

All publicly-financed stadiums are scams. I'll skip over the decades of empirical economic research that shows conclusively what terrible civic investments these things are and just use basic logic: If sport facilities were actually profitable on their own, there wouldn't be a need for public money in the first place.…

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

It is ironic they use the same font as 24, because that's the number of players the Bucs are away from contending.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

Can someone hit the snooze button on that thing, and maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and find this is a joke?

Yup. It's the privilege, not a right, bullshit that has us in this mess. Plus, people are so stupid as not to be able to count. Were we to go all universal care, care would be LESS expensive for everyone, as opposed to more. But, you know, can't let those poor people get good healthcare! That would be crazytown! They…

I'll have a Benghazi Burger with extra freedom, please.

I think this is a much smaller % of Americans than most people would expect. They're just really, really loud about it.

Listen: you need to make price increases to make a profit? Fine, I get it. But don't political grandstand about it. That just makes you an ass. Raise your fucking prices like a normal person and shut the fuck up about how awful it is that you have to give your employees health insurance.

"[A] fake anchor if ever there was one" ... Does he really think that people believe that Stephen Colbert is a real anchor? Maybe he is only partly getting it? What part of Comedy Central does he not understand? And does his staff not know enough to explain what satire is? This whole thing is fascinating. Now I'm…

Irony, thy name is "a fox news host".

A Fox News host is angry about things being taken out of context and selectively edited? Colbert is going to have a field day with that.

OH COME ON!

Okay, right? I was reading that like "why are we not acknowledging that she and her mother are working as escorts?"

Seriously though, does no one think it weird and tacky for an engaged new mom to be hired as basically an escort sans sex, presumably? Do they really need that extra 500K so badly? Plus she looks so freaking uncomfortable in the photos, I just cannot fathom why they felt the need to accept this contract. Gross.

If someone you don't know pays you to attend an event with them because they think you are pretty/sexy, and you only go because they are paying you, you are an escort. To take a job as an escort and then be surprised that it is awkward, skeezy or shady is stupid. You're an escort and that typically means your work is…

dang being a c list celebrity sounds awesome. someone pay me $500k to go to some dumb party, please.

Besides all the racist shit, he kept on saying he was late for a game of Monopoly.