Sons of Nazi Veterans, Germany?

"Don't like rape? don't get raped"

When you love your country so much, you'd rip it apart for the legal right to oppress other citizens.

Right to remember, sure. How about a bit of sensibility? Your ancestors held slaves, started, fought, and lost a war. How could anyone be proud of that?

Being from Detroit, hockey is pretty important to Ted Nugent, so I totally understand his outburst.

This is the same Danica that wants to be taken seriously as an athlete and not just as a sex object, right????

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Hey, last time I was in Rio and treated myself to a little Brazilian two-woman bobsled and I'll tell you what... we got airborne too and it's a goddamn wonder one of them hookers didn't die.

Sorry but Dancia Patrick is pretty awful and is only relevant because she's a female. If she was a guy with that track record no one would really care about her. As it is people only really know her from Go Daddy commercials, not racing.

"...she had one of the best seasons for a female racer in series history"

I make 36k a year and my neck hurts and i hate my family

Did the fact its from the Onion tip you off?

I didn't realize CC got traded to Philadelphia

Terrible, terrible new look. Probably going to break down by mid may before spending all year trying to go back to original form. You're making a mistake, kinja.

Maybe he caught whatever killed poor Derek Jeter.

"Sochi is NSFW? Yeah we know!"

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

It could be worse. The whole car could be BS (By Swarovski).

I can see the rappers now....