Philadelphia's team name continues to grow more optimistic.

In the context, the guy he killed jumped out in front of his car in a busy state road. If Stallworth hadn't been under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, he wouldn't have been in trouble. Having said that, he chose to be under those two and drive so there are consequences to that.

Half those distractions have played for the Eagles. Maybe we should just fold the Eagles.

I have no issue with a player coming out and good for him. But the media doesn't get it.

Please be an ironic comment meant to illustrate how stupid homophobes are. Pretty please.

It must be nice to be one of those rich people who owns a tree.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Woman?

Wonders why the male seatmate resisted her advances...

Looking at her military-grade hairdo, broad shoulders and wrap-around arm tat, I find it hard to believe the guy turned down joining this picture of femininity in the Mile High Club.

They made an emergency landing near where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above-average.

The whole time I was watching the 2nd video, I was like: "why are they arresting the dude? He didn't do anything wrong, he just rebuffed her advances, I don't understa...holy crap, that's the woman."

that's a man baby

So Sam isn't bringing baggage, everyone else is. Got it.

Shit, questions being asked at media availabilities? How will players cope?

Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

"Bringing baggage into the locker room", give me a break.

Let's not overlook the really shocking thing here: Texas Tech men's basketball has a "superfan." That's like some Old Testament God shit.

Well, shoving spectators is definitely not OK unless it's self-defense. But on the other hand, fuck those assholes. The guy is apparently some sort of idiotic "superfan" who has a whole "we're the CRAZIEST fans!" schtick he does during games. You can see it when he gets shoved, they're absolutely thrilled about being…