"Amateur."
- Kool Aid Man

The rampant corruption was represented by the fact that they have the Olympics in the first place.

Also: Atlanta did not recognize Nascar.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

Russia is so hetero even their gays are straight.

Five Lakers: [play man-to-man defense]

"Lakers beat Cavs, who have only 1 eligible NBA player"

Look, if I wanted depressing, realistic endings I would have read Game of Thrones.

I actually thinking that fixing George Zimmerman would be a fitting and socially-beneficial punishment.

The bottom line is I give formerly famous people the chance to step in the ring, they're not gonna kill each other.

Sochi will make for really cool dilapidated building photo essays in about six weeks.

I agree with most of what you're saying, but the PC stuff was only ever a fig leaf to try and cover the corruption. Qatar didn't get the World Cup because of some sense of international justice on the part of FIFA, they purchased it fair and square.

It's generally used in places with poor plumbing and/or extremely low flow toilets. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect better at the most expensive Winter Olympics in history.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Dangerous face water: still tastes better than Diet Mountain Dew

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

...not all man holes are always covered

To be fair, Tom, it's not like Russian interior designers are in a position where they'll want to do their jobs too well.

YEAST MODE!