Here are some other absurdities:

Take Brady away and they win eleven games. Like the last time Brady was taken away. And Ryan Mallett > Matt Cassell.

So...he threw for fewer than half as many touchdowns, more interceptions, 1,000 fewer yards, and did so in a division that did not send three teams to the playoffs. Got it.

Well, Fox news stations usually have a hard time admitting when their favorite Patriots lose.

::fan pees on Phillips Arena Concourse::

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

He IS gay, right? 'Cause from a straight guy, this is, well, weird.

Your brother has an ... interesting preoccupation with your genitals.

Guys who make jokes about vaginal odor really need to realize how nasty guy parts can smell. Midday most guy's crotches are stank factories.

I disagree - one of the major reasons for FGM is to "cleanse" women. The author conveyed that very well. But of course this isn't an article about FGM, so there isn't a need to go into deeper details about the practice (which obviously varies from place to place, but what she described DOES occur nonetheless). And…

Cultural or religious practice or not doesn't excuse it, it is child abuse.

Is it really a sign of shame to want to shower and cleanse my genitals before receiving oral sex? Because I genuinely thought it considerate and hygienic. That said, I don't like oral sex anyway, so it's pretty irrelevant. I hate the pressure of being focused on and exhausting myself trying to force an orgasm while…

one of my favorite exes had a beard... I always used to tell him "wash your face before you hug your mother" as he was leaving my house in the mornings...

The only reason this sad little clownette has a public voice is because of who her mommy is. That she has the audacity to even utter the words, "pulling herself up by her own bootsstraps" is hypocrisy to a flabbergasting degree.

Hey Bristol, who took care of your kid when you pretended you were an actual celebrity on DWTS? Just wondering!

For someone who has never worked a 9-5, she seems pretty sure what the life of a professional is like/should be.

Hey Bristol:

A little thing called "consent."

Because we have that wonderful piece of work, the Starr Report, which taxpayers paid millions of dollars to produce. In that document, there are no signs of any patterns of harassing or abusive behavior on the part of Clinton, despite the Special Counsel's offices best efforts to find ANYTHING that would make Clinton…

This woman is a freaking hero. She was thrown to the lions, and left to fend for herself. And that piece of crap asshole has not only never paid for it, but has been allowed to screw with the nation since. It's going to give me a rage stroke.