We should try and get #FuckPhyllis trending, then maybe we'll get school off.

A snow day in fucking college?

So these are college students, right? As in adult college students who can choose to either brave the cold and get to class or skip and stay warm and cozy in bed. Not high school kids or kindergarteners? Because that's a lot of whining. That's the fun of college: you could choose whether or not you went to class.

Can we address the real elephant in the room? The one shaped like three Jewish boys from NY who were doing hip hop and all sorts of neat shit long before Macklemore?

And how dare Amy Winehouse, a white British woman make jazz music, a traditionally African-American genre. How dare she!

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Jesus. WTF is wrong with your editorial staff that they have to combine malice with piss poor writing so frequently?

Not particularly a Macklemore fan, not particularly a Macklemore hater either. He seems to be getting a lot of crap from this site today. Seems like a nice dude, not the most talented EVAR, but definitely not the least. He won some awards (that really don't make any difference in real life) and involved himself in…

This is actually a welcome departure from the "are people who call Richard Sherman a 'thug' racist?" discussion.

Deadspin Jeopardy

Could ESPN Conjure a More Beaten-To-Death Narrative Over Which Vapid Debate Ran Its Course More Than a Year Ago and Yet Any Opportunity to Bring Up the Cash Cow is Readily Seized Upon by Network Executives in A Cynical Ploy to Boost Ratings to the Detriment of All Our Collective Happiness and Emotional Stability?

Only if he was driving their bus.

I guess even security doesn't want to tackle in the Pro Bowl.

No Capes!

I think this raises the question: has Lady Gaga finally started to run out of weird? It's not made out of meat or bubbles, just plain regular vanilla fabric.

You know, sometimes I feel weird about this, but I really don't like hearing about other people's sex lives. Not in a judgey way, but like, I don't go into graphic detail about my life and I don't want my friends to go into graphic detail about theirs. Really, we're all grownups, we're all doing it, it's not that big…

Plus sizes are usually 16+, and she's an 8, so she's not actually modeling plus-sized clothing.

LIES!

"Back when we were allowed to express ourselves"

WTF!! That's not pizza!!! Stop calling this abomination pizza!!!