I know it's "hip" and "cool" to shit on the Knicks here, but even their most ardent haters have to admit that they have unparalleled chemistry this year. Whether they're sitting on the bench or playing defense, you can be rest assured that they're all asleep.

The Jaguars edition would just be four weeks of Shad Khan negotiating with the city of Los Angeles. What fun is that?

A group of five gentlemen enters the office of a talent executive. They say "we've got the most amazing basketball show you've ever seen" and proceed to engage in a series of acts including murder, incest, rape, coprophilia, coprophagy, bestiality, and necrophilia, all while dribbling and shooting a basketball.

Melo wasn't shaking his head at that ugly play, he was shaking his head because nobody passed the ball to him while he was on the bench.

Maybe the mainstream sports media will now point out that the vaunted Tom Brady/Bill Belichick combo hasn't won a Super Bowl ring in a decade.

This seems a little backwards to me. I always thought the stadium deflated after a Vikings implosion.

Well, the long and short of it is that a group of sanctimonious old-timers called the Game Show Writers Association of America (GSWAA for short) gets to decide. So they painstakingly told their readership base how horribly difficult it was to decide who should be inducted, thumbed their nose at the unwashed masses…

"Mark McGwire. Pete Rose. Curt Schilling."

I can't wait to read how inoffensive this is because Europe doesn't have any history of blackface.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.

So glad you caught the grammar. That is my biggest pet peeve. I feel like sharing this with her

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.

Shouldn't Arizona's arrow point south?

No. The back of that dress is hideous.

Take that back, you bastard!

Pretty fly for a goalie mask, but she has to get her ink re-done, because she asked for a 13 and they drew a 31.

I think the preferred term is "weapon of choice for people who mass murder elementary school students."

Hey, she's already doing a better job protecting Ryan Tannehill than the Dolphins are.