I'm sorry but people need to stop acting like beers have solid good centers. If I want a beer, I'm just going to rip it from your hands. Unless it is a kid or some other small percentage feel good story I cannot feel sorry for someone who didn't get to drink one of the thousands of beers that have made their way into…

Don't ever change, Massholes.

On the game winning TD play.

Raiders = Juggalos.

These jerkoffs grope girls' asses and nothing happens. But the kid who streaks through the football game gets threatened with school expulsion and sexual offender status. So, nudity is worse than sexual molestation. That streaker should have just groped the cheerleaders. He would have gotten off with a warning.

My mom was shocked when I reminded her the election was Wednesday. I hope nothing weird happens because people forget we're having this fucking stupid unnecessary election...

Let's do a whole bunch of stupid, illegal, and boorish shit and then flaunt our guilt by posting pics and tweets.

Right, now that you've mastered the 38 point turn, let's look at the way to get out of this tricky parking spot

So the Republican party is now so far out of touch with reality that they think a valid way to criticise an opponent is to point out that they don't treat a woman like a piece of meat?

Ironically, part of a ref's job is crowd control. The school & referees are responsible for a safe playing environment. It could have been handled much better, but I am sure the ref's were getting yelled at by everyone, so it puts you in a combative attitude. Could it have been handled better? You bet. Arresting them…

So much win. Seriously. Respect.

There'll be almost a million teeth!

It'll be quite refreshing to see an actual sporting event at the Bristol Motor Speedway for once.

Even so, Ditka would have punted and let his defense make up the points.

I feel like Ditka would still have had a hard time winning over Republicans after they saw that photograph of him marrying a black man.

It's pretty clear to me that Ditka vastly overestimated his chances in that election. I mean, for "Senator Ditka" to even be a possibility, Illinois state politics would have to be such a corrupt, inefficient mess, it'd be laughingstock of the entire country.

I was gonna try to explain how this happened, but then...

9 months later....

Yes, because shaving 4, maybe 5 seconds off of their wait was totally worth breaking the law and potentially endangering someone's life.

Maybe it was the example answer yesterday but IMO the biggest ripoff is the $70 OBD scan. I know a girl who got charged $110 for a code pull and visual inspection.