For real, the Monotheism God is the kind of guy you get a restraining order on.

The same argument can be made with the Jesus/God relationship. Honor me, and only me. Do what I say without question. I love you, I'll always love you, unless you make me angry, in which case, I'll hurt you forever.

Super chile relleno.

The ring betrayed him. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.

No she didn't write it, but she had lots of ideas about what should go in. It just turned out that stuff is not my thing. I learned that I actually really really love doctors and hospitals. And I don't love Bradley instructors who demand that I provide them my eating diary on a weekly basis and scold me for…

She's saying, "IDK how toilet work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

She seems awfully jazzed about taking a dump with her pants on and the lid down. Or is this the promo for some new quirky comedy, starring a quirky woman who squats to shit, keeps a free-range rabbit for a pet, and something something, something, quirky?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Exactly. This is just Jezebel taking this year's favourite Imaginary Issue to Get Offended About, and getting offended about it before it even happens.

No, I think it's trollish to write an article that relies on a litany of assumptions, speaking about an event that has yet to actually occur.

I would strongly encourage you getting industry experience first, as a producer or other industry jobs. An earlier draft of the article included this text (which got cut while tightening the document). I think it helps explain why experience is key.

Video games are a product, and like any selling product people sometimes need assistance.

Don't be silly. The point that games are art doesn't mean that all games are meant as an artistic expression of an auteur, but that the medium is intrinsically capable of such expressions.

I need an answer to this as well. I would like to think of myself as a bit of a dick connoisseur and the idea of a lobster tail shaped penis is really scary. Ditto for candy bars that are flat on the bottom and vegetable tempura. Based on this list, I have had a very lucky life.

What kind of mangled dicks have you seen that remotely resemble croissants and lobster tails?

I'm currently a 4th year student at the Haas School of Business in UC Berkeley, and upon graduation this December I really want to work in games as either a producer or as a video game consultant, which is where I ultimately would want to head towards. Haas has a reputation for sending its undergraduates to top…

Movies are art too, and you can bet your bottom dollar that they have the exact same thing. Artists gots to get payed.