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It requires a certain level of confidence, and friends and/or family that would accept your choice of work. Plus you need a certain skillset... Yeah, it's definitely hard.

at least miley makes her art herself.

He impregnantes a Kleenex at least 3 times a day

HONEY PINKHAM DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

If you ever run for President, I get to be your Press Secretary just so we can finally have a Press Secretary who openly says "fuck you" to columnists like Steven.

He strikes me as the kind of guy who would go to parties to pick up drunk girls, so there's that.

Make it six. At the end of three, you can still feel human emotions like ... hope.

May I add to your decree, Oh Supreme Dictator of Earth?

RIGHT? God, the textures, the odd-yet-wearable seaming, THE COLORS. I'll even give a pass to the few squarish/boxy top pieces.

Um.

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

No way. I can do too much good/mad scientist work to just rest on an island. Buy the island for later and do coooooool stuff with it.

Heyyyyyyy! I know what we can get Miley for her next birthday, you guys! (don't eat anything at her party though omg Becca put that quiche down seriously just put it down I'll explain it to you later okay)

Throw a scrunchy in there and you've basically exhausted all of Cosmo's sex tips.

Okay peniswrinkle, I don't think that's happening.

I don't usually respond to trolls or greys unless they have something to say but you actually managed to piss me off. When you have an actual life, like a crazy full-time job in the career and industry you've chosen and studied for, a family including a wife and two

Exactly what I was thinking.

I work in information security and have been in the industry for 15 years. I try to make my clients' networks and severs secure so that breaches don't happen to begin with. iCloud has two step authentication which is great. I think they should force people to use it.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.