as i get older...i find myself saying “who the fuck is that?” on more and more headlines.  it’s equal parts depressing and liberating.

is the married dude not getting any heat for stepping out on his wife?  or is manning just that powerful of a succubus that he just couldn’t control his fingers or his winking, wanting lil butthole?

yeah but, you see, judging the other way people consume media helps me feel better about my own life and gives me a sense of pure superiority over everyone else that i find lacking in my day-to-day life.  /s

or, more likely, cardiac arrest mid-coitus.

beat your meat while beating a game!  win-win!

humans.  it charts.

ah, i was thinkin’ on starting a githyanki alt to see just how these things change when doing a run.  disappointed to hear this!

i wonder if that assumption isn’t at least in part to a whole gen of folks being trained by WOW (or other systems) that healers are squishy?  i ran a table-top campaign where the cleric just rocked it and had the highest AC and hardest hits in the party.

if only more people simply killed with kindness.

yeah but everyone knows that the CEOs and shareholders deserve those big bonuses.  they’ve worked hard all their lives to...erm...reasons. /s

part of the plan is to divvy the world up between three primary autocracies...if only the US would just get on board already and give up the silly notion of “democracy” and “freedom” /s

so i guess fuck it.  genocide and shittiness gets a free pass says you!

saw this on netflix and was like:  “hmm...i got some free time, i could either A) gouge my eyes out with dull, rusty nails dipped in feces -OR- B) watch this depp vs. heard show...tough call!”

The Thing and They Live

cocaine’s a helluva drug.

gamers: i want to be able to bone everyone! no fair!

i can say this about a dear friend of mine as well.  fuck cancer.  but if they had gotten proper treatment instead of going to a special “clinic” in mexico...they might’ve had a higher survival chance.

where the fuck do i find billionaire friends to sell out to?! 

it’s that fucking trans am!

well shit...now i’m horny too