I dread this every day. My father is Hispanic and my mother is Irish/German. They both voted for Trump. Even though my dad has Mexican heritage, he’s like 6th generation (that line of the family was in Texas before it was part of the U.S.) and is thus incredibly integrated. This is hard because my wife is from Mexico…

i’d totally date those two. damn. I can switch.

i’m sure the jury will feel that he has so much going for him that he just couldn’t ever do any solid jail time and give him a nice little slap on the wrist before letting him off (-_-)

also: when given money for a job or as payment for something, never take it out and count it in front of the person paying.

not sure if everyone needs to be presented with a Pulitzer...or if I should just shoot myself in the face?

this is what trump looks like on the inside

it’s been fucking hot in LA. i honestly wouldn’t have blamed any of them for showing up in bathing suits or shorts...or their undergarments...

would love to see you talk about True Neutral next!

yes, but are they a “non-threatening-looking-to-middle-American-whites” Middle-Eastern or Indian descent?

but does it cut well with cocaine?

I just wish that the CP and IV stuff was a bit more transparent. also, i’m level 26 and none of my pokemon have a CP above 2000. all the gyms around me have 2600-2900 CP pokemon. how the hell? do they just feed them candy all the time to max them out? I’ve never once seen a damn snorlax, or even caught one for that…

there is a similar sort of mentality in the US though. I’ve worked at places where people would brag about how many hours of crunch they did and what the longest they went without sleep was. it’s like some macho badge of honor.

in my playthrough I got a recruit whose name was - I shit you not - Holly Wood. She lived through the entire game. Became a badass crack sniper, and literally took the winning shot that beat the game. last girl standing style. it was amazeballs. I can’t wait to take Holly Wood out of retirement for this…

I hope heaven looks like this.

I did some contract animation work for some scenes in the stick of truth and let me tell you it was a bear. it was all flash based and I have to give it to the devs over there, they had grips of tools and scripts that I had to use to export it and set it up. funny, because the show is actually animated in Maya. it was…

don’t call it poop toot

huh. all this time I thought that Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor were divorced...like, I swear I read an article about it before? weird.

that elesh is doooooooooope. as. hell!

don’t yuck my yum

man, the town latrines must reek for weeks after...