most likely, but i don’t imagine that the game’s servers are even online yet so it’d probably be just local to his own ps4. thus, any naming he may have done might get wiped out when the actual servers go live.

“she suffers from bouts of paranoia” - a common result of sexual trauma i’ve heard

midnight at my house is sexy time. soooo...sexy time in america?

as a 40 year old DM. sign me up!

my question re: the cover image. exactly who is sucking whose soul here?

i have a feeling that rio will be ground zero for the zombie apocolypse

as in, i’ve been blasted in the eyes by the radioactive orange color of donald trump to the point where, yes, i can’t see anymore.

my neighborhood is infested, INFESTED i say! with pidgies and rattatas!

i’m objectifying the fuck outta’ this guy. mmmhmmm...

double-cray

that looks goddamn delicious!

in a somewhat related anecdote: i once was smokin’ some seriously dank weed with a friend and her mother. i commented on its potency as i was nearly growing into the couch. the mother responded “it’s because i fertilize them with my menstrual blood.” she explained that she would bury her tampons in the soil of each…

usually, LGBTQ (many don’t know about, or use the “Q” at the end) refers to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning. so using Q to refer to queer not only uses a word that may not be liked by some, but also removes a category for those who may not know yet where they fall within the spectrum of the…

that gif is a perfect summation of my reaction

when i let my partner have her way with me it usually means i’m doing the dishes and cleaning the bathroom this time

i must live in a barren wasteland bereft of pokemon...unlike you, it looks like i’m gonna hafta start hoofin’ it.

the skinning around the shoulder kills me more than the toe ever would X-/

tbh, i thought it was a towel with a flag print on it

also, the air outside is probably just as bad as having four smokers in your room :/

i like this. you’re right. i’m going to go make some new friends now...