i think in the case of 2008 all signs pointed to obama as the horse to bet on in that race, and i could pretty confidently say that the DNC probably started to work out their strategy once they figured that out...even with clinton as a nom. strategy in politics is a seriously long game based off of metrics and other…

wait. a US naturalized european?

emotional support. HOW DARE THEY!!!

i’m not one to condemn others’ bodily decisions, but please, just leave me to my grief at the total extinction of the furry beaver. i have a right to my feelings...and my despair.

yeah, kinda’ like the chartreuse silk shirt my grandmother gave me on christmas....

I could see how teenage girls might take a shine to a game like this...oftentimes, young girls aren’t allowed to express aggressive behavior as it is deemed more for boys and unladylike. This leads to a lot of pent up aggression that can then lead to self-harm, restriction or other types of issues. A psychological…

Riiiiidin’ thru...the DANGER ZOWN!! Gonna’ take you riiidin’ thru...the DAANGER ZOOOOOOOOWWWNNN!!

It’s pronounced “Aahz-wee-pay!”

i will eat it so you don’t have to

Butternutz! Butterstuff! BUTTERCUP!!

#freetheballs

i need to work out and lose a few pounds, but i’d totes be into it

Pours bleach in eyes. *screams* Thinks better of it. Pours battery acid in eyes. *screams*

Orange is the New Dancing With the Stars?

This pretty much summarizes it!

i will eat them all so you don’t have to.

I also noted that the scar on his stomach erases or hides his belly button. You might interpret this as him being unborn, for something without a belly button was not born naturally...(at least as far as most mammals are concerned)

I generally like the people I work with, but I’m certainly not besties with many of them, and some I would abhor hanging out with on a personal level. Schumer’s comment may have been well-intentioned, and I do enjoy her as a comedian most of the time, but I really wish people could start to default to something like…

my god yes! she is so amazingly gorgeous time slows down.

*snicker* came... *snicker*