as young as six months. you know, i’d gladly cave this fucks head in with a rock. conscience clean.

i can breathe through my ears

Just out of curiosity, where is Dream Games located?

this makes me curious as to how their wedding night went...

i have a suspicion that as the devs were play testing they came upon a world where everything looked like dicks...a strange anomaly in the procedural code, a 1 in 100000000000000000 chance random combination...a world with nothing but dicks everywhere. so they had to take it out and make sure that it could never…

chaps.

a relative of mine was briefly a children’s television star in japan when she was in her teens. she had tons of stalkers. tons. one of them actually ejaculated on her in public. the police response? none.

he should just admit that he wanted boobs instead of making up some dumb story about “how he made a bet”...if i had a dime for every time a dude said he got a boob job because of a bet i’d have like...50 cents

I vote Trump because I’m ready for the Cleansing Wars...stupid gnomes...

phone camera technology is still too rudimentary to capture the sheer awesomeness of my dick. it must be seen with the naked eye to truly grasp how incredible it is. i’ll have to wait at least another 10 years for camera tech to get to a point where it can adequately capture the essence of my dick. until then, i’ll…

full disclosure: that’s a sandwich i could get into

i do agree that many nude men holding mirrors would be more of a statement and about 1000 times more subversive than women.

i might also note that in many movements throughout history, nudity was considered quite subversive (and in many ways it still is - all gender politic aside).

srsly in the same boat as you. you’re not alone.

agree. one of the most infuriating and invasive things ever.

yeah i still sort of believe in that thing called “due process” and “innocent until proven guilty (in a court of law)“

i always liked playing the velvet DJ

you could have saved yourself all those words, and just used this one line for the article.

sounds like a place overloaded with really rich towel-sharks creeping at the 1 or 2 women who show up

pre-crime agents have been dispatched to your location