building a bridge to 1800

totes practical

they sleep in designer clothes? i just don't get the model lifestyle.

i'd be fully inclined to eat all insects if they were just pulped up into patties first and i didn't have to actually see their spiny/shelly/pokey bits.

but "l" and "r" are SO close together on the phone keyboard! no they're not.

questioning

doesn't that option chop your balls off tho?

well, men certainly make all the noise that distracts women from getting important shit done.

did you pick the "need a hug" dialogue option?

you will die angry and miss everything cool.

i still feel like everyone has their "invisible person"...i've known many secularists who believe in aliens, or ghosts, or shadow governments, or hell, even "mother nature" as a personified entity of sorts...to me these are just more examples of invisible people; and it's almost like, as humans, we just need an…

my face is ready.

it's funny that porn also has such extensive collateral shaming. case in point: i worked as a VFX artist on "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" and my boss at the time asked what name i wanted to use in the credits. i replied "why my given name of course!" to which he solemnly shook his head. i asked "why not? …

3 things:

this + vag steam = ima fuckin' live FOREVER!

they were just tellin' a story, no need to be a dick about it

oh look! the ancient lich crawled back up out of his sepulcher to hiss into the camera and continue to claw for relevance.

Rambo with a woman would be hellah awesome

that's pretty hot actually

is that even legal? it should be.