Giant screens. There’s no real purpose of them except being nice for a back up camera. My old ass car that has nothing but a few buttons and a radio with one line green lcd to show the radio station or volume on works perfectly. But i’m still always in awe a little of them and how cool some are 😂

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Let him go, he’s on a roll.....

“crossing the Atlantic Ocean eastbound in three hours and ten minutes”

One heck of ad campaign if we’re still talking about their spokeman decades later. 

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

I’ve seen people try to skip the line at int’l arrivals. Of course somebody will rat them out, after which they are sent to the back of the line. Poetic justice...

Gate lice exist primarily because most people have little common sense and/or think they are above the rules due to their sense of entitlement. The gate attendants make so many announcements explaining the boarding rules yet half the people in the group 1 line either have no idea what boarding group they are in or are…

Driving my non-lifted, stock-tire-sized 1997 GMC 1500 long bed, two tone Silver on dark red with matching dark red interior:

cheaper is relative, since the chances of you finding a base model of ANYTHING other than a work truck variant, is effectively zero unless you special order. And let’s be honest the number of people willing to special order a regular vehicle is in the single digit percentage. Basically everyone just looks for whatever…

Maybe his logic is that if there are no car seats in the back it’s going to be roomier and you have a better chance of scoring with and impregnating the babysitter? I mean, it sounds crazy, but this is JD thinking that we’re trying to unpack...

The Outback. Bring back the Baja. 

I will bring automobile manufacturing back to the highest level in the history of our country...it’ll be like it was 50 years ago.

I mean...the open ocean is easily accessible from LI Sound. That’s kind of how sounds work. But no one here would describe this as on the open ocean. Guildford is about 50 miles from Montauk by sea. You need to go to Rhode Island for houses on the open ocean.

“Boomers will just have to listen to their local Cornhole, Iowa HS football game some other way.”

AM radio turns any night behind the wheel into a trip.

Before anyone says anything about the frivolity of the McDonald’s case, go look at the pictures.