I hope it’s Skeet Ulrich playing Matthew Lillard.

I really hope the killer is  Skeet Ulrich playing himself.

ctrl + f “waterboy” = 0 results found

In complete fairness, he’s only Jack Sparrow in every role from about 2003 onwards. He has a bit more range in his roles before then.

IMO it’s not anything specific that he does, but rather his charisma and cleverness. XXXX was a guy who was comfortable dealing with underworld types and smart enough to get himself out of trouble, but more importantly he was fun to watch.

Oh man I love being called cheeky regardless of what asterisks come after it. 

Anyone who watched Layer Cake already knew that DC would be a good James Bond. The fun part is that he turned out even better than expected.

If 80's movies have taught me anything, Well-dressed blonde people are villains and bullies.

Old?  He’s my age you cheeky ****.

I thought it was Michael Ironside.

“I just feel like I should get paid or something for that, right?” she asks

Tony Shalhoub was not in Austin Powers.  The dealer’s played by Larry Thomas: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859130/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t29

From left to right; dad, passenger, driver. Driver and passenger are wearing matching work shirts. I bet driver works for dad’s business and they were “working” at the time of the accident. I can’t wait to find out who they are. 

Driving this vehicle absent a B pillar would be a different kind of suicide.

Why? Why is my criticism not fair? It’s literally those two movies combined.

You have some unseen enemy force that will “get” you if you’re “exposed” to it (BirdBox)

The people trying to convince you to get off the path and it’s actually Beautiful (BirdBox)

The path is a different mechanism but it’s functionally…

“Keep off the moors. Stick to the roads, and the best of luck.”

“Would you like a slide show?” - Gizmodo

AV Club was notoriously hoity toity even back when they were printed in the back of The Onion. Being part of Kinja has not improved things.

I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS SECRETLY A GOOD MOVIE, OR THAT YOUR OPINION IS INVALID, BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL YOU WANTED THIS TO BE A DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN WHAT IT WAS INTENDED TO BE.