Finally, someone is asking the important questions.

So he looks like he’s about as big as an elephant, and they weigh like between 2-7 tons.  Could any of those floors really support that?

“That sounds like work; what if we half-ass it instead?”

In the sequel, Clifford 2, the family is on the run to keep Clifford away from animal control who need to put him down after Clifford killed 2 people in the park, leaving their kids orphaned.

Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. The second book never materialized due to Pratchett’s death in 2015. (as a side note, that was all contained in the article)

Well I can’t wait! I know I shouldn’t be excited for yet another sequel, but Sheen and Tenant were so good!

I need to remind myself that if there’s a number in one of these articles, its gonna be a stupid slideshow lol

You mean the sequel to the Hulu series that is in development by Hulu that that article mentions?  Is it better to try to burn the author of the article than to read the whole article?

Hey, hey, hey...let’s not go badmouthing Commando, the greatest Arnold movie ever made. Not to be confused with the greatest movie ever made with Arnold, which would still be The Terminator. No, not Terminator 2 (which is more of an Arnold movie than a movie with Arnold), not any of The Expendables, Not Maggie, Not Con…

Third best predator film. Predator two is fucking awesome.

At the end of ‘The Predator’, I was hoping the pod that the ‘good’ predator brought us was going to be a suited up Adrien Brody. It would have been a nice way to tie it all together.

“Hi, we’re calling about your expired submarine bilge pump. Do you have a moment?” is a scam call I’d take.

The qualifications that you need to be an ice road truck driver include a commercial driver’s license (CDL) and relevant endorsements and the driving skills to handle extreme winter weather conditions. Most ice road truck driving jobs require you to have a Class A CDL. Depending on your job responsibilities, you may…

They tried that in The Curse of Michael Myers! But Barry Simms, that ol’ rascal, had different ideas.

1). This looks fucking awesome, but

The first time I watched End Game, I thought the fat suit was played for laughs. But watching it again, I had a different reaction. I think the fat suit works within the story and wasn’t really played up for laughs. As others have noted, as a result of some serious PTSD, Thor had gone from uber-active protector of Asga…

I was going to say the same thing - seeing Thor as a hero, capable and strong, even though he was fat was meaningful to me.  

One mitigating factor in Endgame might be that through Thor’s more badass moments in the final battle scenes, he was still fat. A trashier film would have reverted his physique when he did his magical-girl transformation.

This is like, the most hacky 1980s standup comic kind of observation— men are ONLY horny and women want to trap them with kids and marriage?