Gavin MacLeod and Ed Asner, two guys that prove my theory: if you’re an actor who looks like you’re 55 at 35 you’ll be working forever.

Good lord, savage! Randy Savage, elbow off the top rope!!!

“I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar.”

Is there no gay man at the AV Club who could write an article about queer casting in the only movie my gay ass has been excited about since 1997? I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar. Artie could be the love child of Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather and he still wouldn’t be as…

I just want to get practical advice on how to firm up my butt.

Man, Rose Byrne is cool. She does it all. Kids movies, SciFi, horror, drama and she plays a great “straight man” in comedy. I’ll have to check this out.

Looks like the making of a Kate Bush video.

The fact that a bit of hyperbole, said to a ref while trying to illustrate the size difference between two players, has been made into a scandal gives another reason for people to think the WNBA is a joke.

Ranks up there with Candy Cigarettes.

A gun that shoots candy (presumably into one’s gaping maw)?

But... she’s delightful...

Once you know he died during filming, you can kinda see the seams where a few shots of him were re-used in different scenes (with different lighting and a very out-of-focus background to hide the changes). But yeah, if you weren’t already aware of it and actively looking for it, it’s completely unnoticeable.

It’s really incredible that they were able to so seamlessly finish the film after Oliver Reed’s death. I never would have known it was an issue.

The Billboard Awards are the stupidest concept for an awards show. They just give awards to whoever had the most sales.

I bought one, same color as my goop candle, but it exploded too.

Laugh all you want, but my parents can’t get enough of those damn blankets! They used to complain that I didn’t call enough. Now they ask if I can call back later. And then they giggle. Giggle!

Well they would be marginally better off in the sense that they would be the subject of one fewer barely-there barrel-scraping AV Club post.

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.