Except for the crying baby. Cries all the damn time. Won’t shut up.

On the plus side, if they wanted to open an attraction based on The Andromeda Strain in which the audience and performers wear functional hazmat suits, this would be an excellent time.

I can’t believe that the first time I saw ‘Ratatouille’ I thought, “Yeah, that was okay.” Subsequent rewatches - and there have been many - have convinced me it’s a near-perfect film. As someone who loves to discuss food, has been a semi-professional critic, and believes very much in the idea that greatness can come…

Chronicles of Riddick is just a stand-out film. I know that a lot of Diesel stans hate it (like, a bunch of muscular off-roaders spend a night at the opera) but we’re dealing with a Furian here and so the all of the theatrics are earned.

I’ll pretty much always think of him first as Lord Marshall. Badass role. 

*Male protagonist exhibits behavior considered to be traditionally “manly” behavior and has a underdeveloped female love interest whose presence doesn’t contribute to the overall story.*

Next time I read some story like how Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor or Cary Elwes and Mandy Patankin rehearsed for 17 months or something on a sword fight, I’ll think of this.

Gone mainstream. They were better when they were still underground.

If I could get the time off work I’d do it for free.

Great, now it’s going to be impossible to find a C64 anywhere.

I mean, Tony in the 1961 film is decidedly average looking, and it didn’t stop that version from becoming a classic.

Me after watching that memorial...

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

Thanks for clarifying, the article is completely meaningless with this omission. /s

DMX and Prince Phillip were always so competitive. From rhymes to stage presence to funerary transportation.

Fucking Donatello. Lazy slacker.

you’ve got a bunch of other mansions, plenty of horse stables, Lamborghini/Bugatti/Porsche dealerships, a Waffle House, a Ross, and a Super Wal-Mart

“Sorry I got caught trying to protect my daughter from a physically abusive partner?” The fuck are you on about?

No it isn’t. Stop being a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt.