Wow, so original *eyeroll*

Are you and Dennis having a word count contest?

Fine. Who cares anyway? I could see if he had injured someone other than himself, then maybe release the cause. Otherwise it just seems like paparazzi ambulance chasing.

Another item for the MAZDA 626 OSCILLATING HVAC CENTER VENT cabinet of abandoned brilliance.

Choosing to write a story about Rogen’s clarification isn’t the same thing as picking out a specific anecdote from a larger profile of him.

The cards are 3x4, you could put them in a baseball card protector instead which would then be removable.

I was going to say, those are not T-Rex.  lol

You’re right. You know, rewatching it this time, I even thought, wait, did they add a third dino in here? But I didn’t take close enough notes, and writing it later, I fooled myself into thinking no, that’s crazy, two. Only an INSANE GENIUS would give us three!!

It felt beside the point to say so in the piece itself,…

Probably for the best.  Kong would have never bent the knee for you anyway, Zod.

I saw someone comment that the 1976 Jessica Lange version is their king kong. And for me this is mine, I love Naomi Watts in it and I love the lead up to getting to know her character. There’s also a level of camp in this version that spoke to my teen queerness and it celebrates its throwback to old Hollywood. All…

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And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

I love Jessica Lange and she is under no illusion that this was a good film or performance. She said so in this little interview. I’m glad her career kept going after this film, the world is a better place with her acting.

We had Meat do a Cameo for my dad’s birthday. One of my brothers had us add “Your kids said to send nudes. And I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that” to the suggestion box. Meat didn’t quite understand, and the result was really, really funny. This video is one of my prize possessions.

I don’t even care what the show is just so long as it’s hosted by Meatloaf in a blouse drinking from a goblet on a throne in a castle.

Sitting by the river fishing would be perfect. I wouldn’t need to move all day.

This is so easy. I’d pick a day and do a solo camping trip somewhere, though I can find plenty do around my house too.

What, do they become assholes or something?

I think I said this last article but the thing I hated about the second and third Pirates film was how absolutely fucking joyless they are to watch. They’re convoluted to the point of incoherence and have so many double-crosses it descends into a virtual parody of itself during the same movie.