Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

This is all kinds of dumb.

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

I wonder if this guy is friends with Jamie Casino

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

Maybe Fet will let him detonate the nuke. He’s got the most experience.

I want to thank you for this contribution and ask you to continue to ask this for any show you’re not aware is still currently airing. It’s really helpful.

This must be annually the easiest, most enjoyable WYTS Drew has to write.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

No, she understands rather well - it may be good business sense, but it’s also complete fucking bullshit.

Mattress Mack is a Houston legend

Mattress Mack has always been the hero Houston needs

“But the main thing is the city didn’t ask us to become a shelter then.”

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

“This is fine.”

This is a test, since I wanted to claim my name and comment history so nobody else did. Not sure I’ll actually be sticking around.

Welcome! You’ll hate it here.

I agree - was the goal to severely limit the amount of content we can see without scrolling?

First feedback on the home page:

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.